The governor of Texas
has suggested that evolution
is nothing more than a theory
and a flawed one at that.
But he won't feel the heat
since, for him, global warming
doesn't exist, banished by wish.
At the Primate Institute they agree
that if he is elected President
they will have no other choice
but to revise their theory
and the chimpanzees are unanimous
that on the evolutionary ladder
man will soon be staring up
at the backside
of the great apes.
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